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Gotta light mate..
HumourFirst published at Qassia:
Three young friends were caught allegedly spying in China over a decade ago:
The judge sentenced the three men to ten years imprisonent, but with one proviso - they were allowed to take one thing into jail with them!
Joe the Kiwi took a ten-year supply of books.
Louis the Yank took a ten year supply of bourbon whisky.
Larry the Aussie took a ten year supply of cigarettes.
Ten years later and the three friends were released. Joe the Kiwi spewed out facts and figures like an encyclopedia; Louis staggered out drunk as a skunk; while Larry the Aussie poked his head out and asked," Gotta a light mate?"
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